AQUATIC STARLET WADES INTO DEEP TROUBLE...
  AVOID LIGHTNING IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONDUCT YOURSELF
  CABBIES CRY "NO FARE!!"
  CITY HOWLING MAD, SAUSAGE SCAM EXPOSED
  DAIRY EXPLODES - UDDER CHAOS EVERYWHERE...
  DRINK THE FINAL POTION TO INDUCE YOUR BACKWARD MOTION
  EAT FOOD ITEMS TO INCREASE HEALTH...
  EVER-GROWING CONCERN OVER MEGA-VITAMIN...
  EX-MUTANT IS ARRESTED FOR STREAKING
  GET A BANG OUT OF LIFE -- PICK UP DYNAMITE
  GIANT APE THROWS MONKEY WRENCH INTO CITY WORKS
  GIANT WEREEOLF GOES SHOPPING...SACKS 5TH AVENUE...
  GUILTY LAB TECHNICIAN DISCOVERS CURE
  GYM SOCK THIEF THWARTED...SUSPECT BEING HELD (AT ARM'S LENGTH...)
  HAVE A FRIEND FOR DINNER...BURP
  HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "MONKEY-IN-THE-MIDDLE"???...OUCH!...
  HINT: FOOD BEHIND OPEN WINDOWS...
  HINT: WANT TO EAT WELL? PUNCH SLOWER...
  HOVERING HELICOPTERS HERALD HUMONGOUS HURT...
  IS THERE NO END TO THIS RAMPAGE?
  JOB OPENINGS IN NATIONAL GUARD
  KEEP THE SPRY LAB TECHNICIAN IN SUNNYVALE...OR ELSE!!
  LAB SCREW-UP WEARS OFFF...FILM AT 11...
  LAB TECHNICIAN SIGHTED IN SUNNYVALE...
  MEGA VITAMINS -- JUST SAY NO...!
  PLAY "TROLLEY HANDBALL" WITH YOUR FRIENDS
  POTIONS GIVE SPECIAL POWERS...
  PROPERTY VALUES AT ALL-TIME LOW...
  RADIOACTIVE LAKE CHANGES WOMAN'S SCALE
  REAL ESTATE PRICES PLUMMET...BUYERS BEWARE
  REAL LIFE JEKYLL AND HYDE STORY!!
  SHORTAGE OF PRIME OFFICE SPACE...MARKET COLLAPSES
  SOMETHING'S BREWING ON THE ROOF AT THE ARGLEBARF CHEMICAL COMPANY
  SPOUSE OF MUTANT FILES LEGAL ACTION
  TANK BUT NO TANKS...
  THERE ARE NO (BUY A LYNX) SUBLIMINAL (OR TWO) IN THIS GAME (BUY A LYNX)
  VIDEO PIRACY IN CITY HALL? MAYOR IN REEL TROUBLE...!
  YOU CAN LEAD YOU BUDDIES TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM SWIM
  WARNING!: ELECTRICITY IS SHOCKING...
  WITNESS SHEDS NEW LIGHT ON FLUORESCENT BULB SCAM...